domingo, 6 de maio de 2012

Oração ao Senhor (na versão Obama, actualizada)

Via EPJ, por Pete Wenzel:
«Obama who art in Washington (well, at least sometimes; after all, Golf is really important, not to mention vacations), hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your agenda be done, on Earth as it is in addled brain. Give us this day, our daily bread, food stamps, health care, car deal, mortgage relief, stimulus funding, union job, free cell phones, wi-fi, green energy, unemployment insurance, "social justice", racial and sexual discord, higher taxes and your Imperial Ambitions, and forgive us our successes and personal responsibility, and condemn those who are responsible and successful.

Lead us not into freedom and solvency, but deliver us from the freedom to dissent and protect ourselves, for only in your sick and corrupt mind is the Empire, the Power and the Glory. Amen.»

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